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'Between The Sheets'

July 26, 2007

OK, this might date me a bit, but I learned many years ago to add the words 'Between The Sheets' at the end of every fortune cookie, Furtune. Recently, when dining with my girlfriends at PF Chang's we were laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. Still fresh on my mind...I got a fortune cookie with my lunch today and just had to share it with all of you :) Todays Fortune is: "BEWARE OF AN OFFER THAT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE (BETWEEN THE SHEETS)" he he he...Ladies, haven't we all been there before?!? Sometimes a man just doesn't measure up...;)

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      It was nice meeting you and your daughter today. =D

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      LOL...the fortune cookie game is so funny...and always seems to make sense, huh? Take care...steph

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      hahahah I dont know why but this remind me of this joke I saw, I cant remember where, and it showed a person opening a fortune cookie and the little fortune said "that wasnt chicken you just ate" Its been a long day I guess I'm just hysterical and incredibly random right now. later chica ~roshi~

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      LOL! That's hilarious! Now when I get a fortune cookie I'm going to do that! HA!

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      Posted 1 year ago by LoyalBekah

      LOL That's too funny. Thanks for the laugh! :)